All you can eat buffets are a staple of any Las Vegas trip. Even though I despise them, I figured we had to do it once as part of the "Vegas, Baby" experience. So we picked the Bellagio, which got rave reviews for being a super-luxe version of a typical buffet. I don't know how it got that reputation, as it's a very typical spread, lots and lots of choices all served lukewarm in an offputting cafeteria setting. And you have to stand in line for an hour for the privelege. (Food-7, Decor-5, Service-14). The service rating is a bit weird, but there are people who come around and clean up, serve drinks etc and they had a remarkably good attitude considering the constant crush of hungry people and squalor of the surroundings.